"And when you reach a certain goal, you get a red mock turtleneck to wear proudly amongst those who despise your very soul. Good luck, team...now go get 'em!"
Oh man, never again. I hope to never punch the clock and trudge into a huge building again. It's a tougher go at times, no doubt, but to call my own shots, work with who I want, skip out on office politics/break room protocol/mandatory parties, it's been worth every early morning/late night. I wouldn't change a thing.