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Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-11-22, 13:13

RICE KRISPY TREATS

First, take a box of rice krispies....


*ducks*




But seriously, that chicken up there is all good. Especially if you know Celsius conversions and metric system. I could see someone not paying attention there and preheat their over to 200F. Like those little kids they always put on the radio this time of year, with their "how to make Thanksgiving Turkey" ideas.

"First... um... you put the Turkey in a big pot..."

"A pot?"

"Uh huh... and then, you put some bread underneath it and tie up the legs with special strings."

"Strings?"

"Um yah. And then, you put it in the oven with some potatoes and cook it for like... 3 hours."

"How hot should the oven be do ya think?"

"Uhm... maybe like... really hot... maybe 180 degrees or something like that."

"180 huh?"

"Yah, cuz this summer it was like 110 outside and my Dad cooked an egg on our driveway, so 180 is pretty hot!!"





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