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Join Date: May 2004
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2007-12-17, 10:34

Jack Daniels Irish Coffee with Holiday Muffins


1. Brew your favorite coffee after a tiring Christmas Eve with family

2. Pour coffee into large holiday mugs once brewed

3. Stir in 1.5 shots of Jack Daniels Whiskey to each mug

4. Finish with chocolate cinnamon stick and a swirl of whipped cream on top

4a. Turn off all non-holiday lights in the room, cue Bing Crosby Christmas CD
(this is an important step, there is no substitute for Bing... you will see)

5. As the scalding hot coffee is cooling a bit, suggest to beautiful wife or girlfriend, that she subtract dinner party clothes and undergarments, add sexy holiday neglige, and wrap it all up in her favorite warm, fuzzy robe and slippers. Also, if you are in stuffy holiday clothes, replace with you favorite pair of sweats or something else that is comfortable.

6. Give Irish Coffee to wife or girlfriend when she arrives on the scene. Sit back on the couch together and enjoy the drinks and atmosphere.

7. 30 minutes later, enjoy a moist, delicious holiday muffin.



...into the light of a dark black night.
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