You people...
OK. Will do from now on.
So, after much, much, much scouring of every plain I could possibly find and a hundred-ish horses later.... I has donkeys. Two. The only 2 donkeys in the entire fucking world, I'm absolutely sure.
Plus,
awwww x1000. Little donkey and mule tykes:
Munch away my cute little friends, you'll have chests on your back soon and live a life of labor.