Dear Melbourne female public transport riders,
Please stop crossing your legs when sitting facing another row of seats, OK? It takes up even more space in an area where space is already at a premium. I know it's ladylike, but being considerate is more useful here. And I promise I won't try too hard to look up your ridiculously short miniskirt to see if you're going commando or not. Really.
Thanks,
Bloke who already struggles to rein his long legs in.
Dear people who decide to sit sideways on a tram seat:
Quit invading my personal space and using me as a backrest. Turn the fuck around and sit properly. It's not that hard. Next person does this is going to get an elbow in the kidneys.
Signed
Me.