[atomicbartbeans]

I usually don't visit Myspace much (IMO, it's a top contender for the Most Over-hyped Web Site Evar™ award), but I was perusing my bulletin board today, and I came across this gem.

This chain message appears to have been started some time ago; the last few lines were added by people I know, and mine is at the bottom. I thought we could also continue it on 'Nova (knowing the comedic potential of the regulars here).

What would you say in just five words after sex... Sirius-" I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" Shane~ I am not quite there. Andrew - I forgot the condom, sorry ~*BrEaNnA*~: now u have aidz too!!! Ashlee~Thanx...now can i go? Kayla- Wow..that was it..thanks! TRacy- Can you get off me? ~Nordwanna~- Damn is it in yet? yanice-damnn that shit was goood Jeffrey-Now go get ur friend... Kandii-- "wat the fvk was that???!!" Lenny - Damn I nutted in you Carla-Soooo, when we gettin married? KYLE- uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh yea! Steve-iight, ready for round 2 Angie - same time and place tomorrow?? haaaha Jewelz-I wonder whats on T.v. lol..ive dont that too..hehe Cristina- I have a Head Ache...OUHH! fun boy- well you got a name Fe: keep lickin my pussy, bitch...lol Kenny: I gotta take a shit Jackie~ Food, Water, Ciggarette, joint, nap Jackie: Oh my goodness, i'm sweating!!! Lee: two minutes a new record!! =) matt: I usually don't fuck midgets lauren: You need a ride home? huggy bear: now toss my salad bitach!! J-Dub: Where are my fucking pants? tucker: do you want a towel? stephanie: does this look like herpes??? Alli- So... what was your name?? -BJ- Where did that condom go?? Rachel- You're hotter on the internet. DSB~ So what was your name ? Kelly~My husband will be home! Stephanie ~ Dad, you are the best Nadiah~ Dam that shit was great! Q - Well, time for my nap Boooger - Now where's your sister's room? Kathy <> Leave b4 my man's home Ed- Tell anyone and you're dead. (I'm not a rapist, swear.) Sarah- "I don't usually do this"....hahaha, typical girl phrase! Sean - can u change a 50? Lefty-"ok get off me now" xtina- "it never sounded like that" Jenna - "So you'll call tomorrow...right?" Big D - " Where am I? Wait, zzzzzzzz. " ha,ha Tanya-"Is that camera really on?" Breeann- "you are one lucky bastard".. marc-"i am sooo fucking sorry" Nate- "I'll get you a towel" Sarah- "thank god for my vibrator" Mike- "Whatever, orgasms are overrated anyway." Brad - "no, I didnt take Viagra" JahAn- it was nice meeting you! Nick - Are you serious, Ten Orgasms! Adriana - wait, thats it? youre done? Francesco - "You're on the pill, right??" vincenza--lEts dO iT agAin, oK Samantha- I didnt catch your name!!!!!! lolzzzzzz Rober- So you wanna goto dinner?!?! Marcos~ who the FUCK are you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! amanda- the best i ever had! piti- "so... did you finish too?" lol lol lol Scuba Steve-" Now Go make me Dinner!" Larry Appleton ~ "I think i'm gonna puke!!!" Chief ~ "Gigity, Gigity, Gigity, Ohh right!!" Tom - "Yea, I gotta bounce, thanks." adaM.V - "Can you get my inhaler?" (this is what i say to my wife, almost every night) john F. - Uhm. That never happened before... melissa~Was that all u got? heidi- Oh...is it over already? Chris M. - Am I passing English yet?