I'll gladly take the cicadas over this dipshit neighbor who has a dog who never stops barking.
Cicadas would help drown that puppy out a little, maybe. At least it would be something different.
I don't want to get anyone in trouble, and I certainly don't want anyone's pet taken away...but
damn.
Go to sleep at night, dog. Like a normal living creature. Please? Pretty please with Alpo on top?
