Truly feels like a Brothers Grimm story though, doesn't it? Guy runs his mouth of how shitty the cow's milk is, talks about how much better it would be if
he owned the cow, in a moment of hubris offers way more gold than the cow is worth, gets stuck with cow after trying to backpedal on the agreement, fires the current milkers and barnskeepers, and here we are while he attempts to spin the story in his favor while not really knowing how to milk a cow or clean a barn, just that he has an idea of what milk should taste like.
A story as old as time itself.
