Straight from the category of "pscates2.0's examples of the unfettered genius of
Homo sapiens sapiens" comes
this touching story of one man's attempt to out-bite a Panda bear.
From the BBC article:
Mr Zhang was bitten first on his right leg, and then on his left.
Newspaper photographs showed him lying on a hospital bed with blood-soaked bandages over his legs.
"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.
But it bit me first!