Well what else is he going to say?
“Tough cookies, gang. We’re colossal screw heads and we just cornholed your personal data’s brains out, like Cinemax at 2am. We’re sorry, I guess?”
The PR crew drafted up some boilerplate apolopalooza and requisite quiver-lipping to try and put out the fire. Because we
love to see our multi-millionaire CEO types pretend to give a shit about these things.
“Awww, you can tell he’s a good man…he almost teared up during that interview with Anderson Cooper! I sure hope none of this affects his golf game!”