No, Johnny Depp is.
Actually, that Kiera Knightly(sp?) made my eyes pop out when I saw the first one. That was the first thing I'd ever seen her in and she was so beautiful. Like an even prettier, sexier Natalie Portman or something. I remember going home afterwards and Googling her for pictures...
In fact, it was as though someone took all the best things about
Mariska Hargitay,
Natalie Portman and
Giada de Laurentiis, and somehow crafted them into
this exquisite creature.
I dug the story, Depp's pirate, the FX, Ms. Knightly, Geoffrey Rush, the locations, the monkey, the action, etc. Bloom, actually, was about #41 on the list of things that made me enjoy that movie so much. He was just kinda "there". He could've keeled over 1/3 into it and I probably wouldn't have noticed.
