Moses parting the Red Sea as seen from Google Earth. Run itty bitty Israelites, run!
Proof Google is not only bigger than Jesus, they're bigger than The Beatles! (And probably bigger than an elephant but possibly not the Moon - but I'm sure they're working on it.)
Big Dick Cheney (possibly NSFW). You need to look carefully (down there). Or don't. Depending on whether you want to keep your lunch down or not.
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