I pity you tiny-fingered fullabaloons.
You will never feel the weight of an iPhone Max tugging your pocket down, a calm belt-tugging assurance that you have not mislaid it.
You will strain your tiny-fingered eyes on that tiny little screen and take photos that cannot be manipulated with lasers, or whatever.
You will proudly cluck and preen over your tiny-finger-friendly modern day version of the Jitterbug phone.
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