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Originally Posted by turtle
One lady coughed and you would have thought she broke out an uzi. She immediately started defending herself that she doesn't have the virus.
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Drives home the little nugget of insight I saw online over the weekend: "I used to cough to cover a fart; nowadays I fart to cover a cough."
Sounds about right. Sadly I have a feeling we're not too far from a "coughing man beaten to death by panicked, toilet paper-buying strangers" headline.