I have no help on the main topic, but it would be funny if Siri had a built-in Abuse-O-Meter, and after, say, 50-100 times of being sworn at, called names, etc, she shut down and bricked the phone.
“I’ve asked you nicely, 99 times before, to please not speak to me that way. I told you there would be consequences…did you not believe me? No, Drew…fuck you
, and have a nice day. This iPhone will be rendered inoperable in 5…4…3…”
Anyone wanna test that?