Originally Posted by drewprops
I'm tired of saying "fuck you" to Siri.
You need to change the Siri voice. Stock voiced Siri is a pushover, and it kinda feels easy to be a little gruff with her. I've set her to Irish and now she sounds like a dom I used to know, so when she tells you "You'll need to unlock your iPhone first" you fucking unlock your iPhone first.
Edit: Mr. Smith has the same idea, but with a different effect.