I really didn't/don't buy the "botched update" thing the other day. And whatever they say about this one, I already don't believe it (in advance). I'm taking the pro-active/pre-emptive "they're full of shit" stance. Just because.
I want to pretend they've got some vigilante/crusader working from within the company to cornhole them at every opportunity.
Improbable and silly as it may be, just let me enjoy that wish/theory, okay?