Originally Posted by Brad
How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?
I KNOW you're not serious!
But, just in case …
Right click to get on.
When it bucks you off, get back on.
Wash, rinse, repeat until little horsey gives you some hearts.
Get on and check inventory, at which point you give horsey a saddle for control and some armor for cool!
Edit: I don't watch South Park, so naturally I had no frickin' idea why Brad would need to learn how to tame a horse. Out of shear, morbid curiosity, I followed the link and now I know.