[Windswept]

Originally Posted by drewprops stick a bog roll up your ring you git....

And... a 'bog roll' is *what*, exactly?

Originally Posted by thegeriatric Gus Guys chill.

Who's "Gus"?

It's Christmas spirit of goodwill to all men yada yada. So what if a rubber is a condom and an item to remove pencil marks. Can't we all just get along!

An item to remove pencil marks. Quite an interesting visual, there, geri. haha

I harbor a particular fondness for the word "whilst".

It's just so... quaint and charming.

I *love it* that we have so many Brits at AN. How did that ever happen, I wonder? Hmm.