[billybobsky]

• Steal Your Best Friend's Father's Rebuild 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California
• Kidnap your girlfriend from high school on false pretenses involving a dead grandmother
• Speed your way into a big city (preferably Chicago) and park the Ferrari in a parking garage attended by dubious Lation-looking characters.
• Proceed to cut away view of car being stolen.
• Eat lunch not 5 feet away from your oblivious father.
• Steal his cab.
• Become main attraction of an improvised parade on a downtown street not twenty stories below your father's office.
• Proceed to watch your best friend have a panic attack.
• Proceed to become unbelievably irrate when you discover he has seen your girl's tatas and you haven't.
• Proceed to use reverse psychology to get him to destroy his father's 1961 Ferrari.
• Laugh your way to bank.