I think we should just go back to the pre-App Store days. Nothing but a page of first-party, built-in Apple apps. That'll shut everyone up, on all sides, real quick.
"Want a better weather forecasting experiencing? Stick your head out the $@%&*! window like your grandpa did, hipster. All we seem to have done is create an entire generation of sore-thumbed, bent-necked goofs who don't know how to read a map, hail a cab or punctuate/capitalize and have reverted to hieroglyphics for the bulk of their communicating, ffs."
We're
supposed to think all this shit is really cool, and the end-all/be-all of civilization and life itself. It really isn't, is it?