Because I'm Idiot™...
I have this image of Ive dropping by some company to present this award, unannounced/unasked-for, and the person he's giving it to says "You know, because of
you, I had to send my MacBook Pro in for keyboard repair/replacement three times. So you, and your tiny T-shirt, can fuck right off, and take your uppity beer coaster with you. We're trying to get some work done...".
But he'd even make
that sound inviting or special.
I'm gonna be having fun with this man for years to come, I do believe. Anyone here who can't bear the thought, you may wanna do us both an enormous favor and go ahead and toss me on your ignore list. 