Well I own one and I'm a complete troll, so that blows that theory out of the water, doesn't it?
However, my theory on VWs and cutie pies driving them has NEVER been disproven. I mentioned to a friend, in passing, years and years ago "you know something, you never see an unattractive woman driving a Volkswagon...EVER!".
And by damn, 15 or so years later, I was right. Babydolls, sweetpeas and vixens...every one. Teens, 20-somethings, 30-somethings, Moms of Stacey types, etc.
Look around, start noticing. Jettas, Beetles, Passats, Golfs, etc. "Holy cow, I think Paul is really on to something...".
It's uncanny, my friends.
every one of you will be craning your necks for the next two weeks, checking out my theory...go ahead, you'll see 