Originally Posted by kscherer
You want it? I'll email it to you.
Well, you could at least be weird about it. Put it somewhere public, but make it look like it just appeared, dusty and disheveled, out of nowhere.
Unscrew the back, grab a piece of parchment, stick it inside with your handwritten* text: NOW THE CURSE IS YOURS
That shit will freak people out for years
*better if written with calligraphy, in blood.