I was just now browsing my local newspaper's website. Checking out the categorized photo galleries from "events around town". Seems we had a sci-fi/comic convention come through Chattanooga in late February (how did I miss this?!), held at the downtown trade and convention center.
I was clicking through the weekend's photo gallery (some hot vixens in sci-fi/geek costumes...one of my favorite hobbies, I won't lie; few things get me hotter than a shapely female stormtrooper with Imperial cleavage and a "I partied at Mos Eisley, Spring Break 2002" ass tattoo) and came across this one:
Seems there were a couple of "How To Not Get Laid, Ever" seminar tracks taking place throughout the weekend. Photography was allowed, apparently.
Voltar X'baldrag and his Trifarian Swordkeeper Brigade (under the command, of course, by General Kalssifar III and his Nitrolian sidekick, Pexan the Dwabbor) is coming for that dude on the left. You just know it.