If your world-saving superhero team can't consist of a couple of folks who can turn themselves into some water and a bucket for their monkey to carry, you're not doing it right.
At this point, I can see WB/DC going for that "dark, edgy" Wonder Twin thing. Pointy-eared, perpetual scowl and forever unsure of their place in this world. Because all-powerful emo angst is awesome to sit through for two-plus hours! Gleek, naturally, is a murderous, barely contained chimp of existential rage and a warped vision of justice, and sporting a bad-ass textured purple/gold outfit and dual thigh holsters (bananas, of course).
You're welcome, WB. I just outlined your new script for you. Drop the check in the mail, please.
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