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Originally Posted by pscates2.0
I got stung by a wasp on the face while sleeping once. Woke up to a stinging (literally) pain on my cheek, started swiping around in the dark, turned the light on there was a huge wasp on my pillow. Bastard. My cheek got very red and about a 1" diameter circle pooched out about 1/8th or so of an inch (slight swelling) for a day or two.
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No, no, Pscates! That was a wasp saying that she loves you; you were given a hickey!
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Originally Posted by cosus
My friend got stung by a bee on the penis.
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Well, see, Paul, need I say more?
