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Originally Posted by pscates2.0 For Tennessee: • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. • In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date glad I don't live in that festering, backwards hell-hole of a so-called town • In Bristol it is illegal for a woman to stop in the street to adjust, straighten or pull up her stockings. • In Memphis it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. As it should be [ducks from objects thrown by Carol, xionja, etc.] • In Tennessee it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. well, seeing as how we're LAND-LOCKED...what, did someone try this and succeed?

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 Here in Tennessee... • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish (but you can put a saddle on them, so go figure) • In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date (apparently Chattanooga as well, if my social calendar is any indication) • In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. • Also in Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists." I'm not touching that last one...the 'Nova female population is growing, and I don't want them all out to get me!

Hmm 3 out of 5 isn't bad!