"Hello, can I speak to Jack please?"
"Yes?"
"No, I'm sorry, can I speak to
Jack please?"
"Uh, yes, this is he."
"Oh, sorry. You don't sound like a Jack!"
"...sorry?"
Dear [site] representative,
Take note: Opening a sales call with the above conversation will not make me want to buy things from you. When you're in sales -- and forgive me if I'm being abstruse here -- when you're in sales, it's usually a good idea
not to piss off the person you're selling to.
Also: your domains were overpriced, anyway.
Yours,
Really Jack (honest)