I'd so rather be a pirate though. I mean come on. These guys get all the booty they want and they spend all their time hanging out with their friends. Ninjas spend all their time doing boring things like meditating. I'd rather sail the seven seas in search of fresh booty than sit quietly, alone, waiting for someone to piss me off so I can kill an entire town.
I'll admit, being a ninja would be cool, but being a pirate would be cooler.
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