Dear Delta Air Lines:
I understand that it's not your fault that the weather was shitty at EWR all day, but stringing my friend along for 13 hours and then finally canceling her flight with no option to reschedule for tomorrow is just criminal.
Fuck you,
faramirtook.
corollary letter:
Dear CERN scientists,
Stop dicking around with Higgs particles and all that, nobody really cares. Invent a long-distance, safe teleportation device and you'll never be short of funding again; all the money pumped into airlines could be given to you guys as a lump sum for ending the most miserable, most environmentally damaging, and the most economically unsustainable form of transportation the world has ever known.
All the best,
everyone who has ever flown coach.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think
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