Originally Posted by Moogs
Hosket (ha•sket) n. - common derivate of the word hockey, the world's 2nd greatest spectator sport behind wet t-shirt contests, thought to be coined by a drunken pirate in the early 21st century.
Ex: "There is no time for March Madness when there is important hosket to be watched."
That's the spirit! Although I think you are in violation of rules #1 and #3, although I suppose I will cut you some slack, considering you did a fantastic job of making up both word and definition.
Originally Posted by zippy
…you can show bias…
No need to take your clothes off. You might scare the children!