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Xaqtly
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Join Date: May 2004
 
2010-03-08, 19:57

Dear Roberto's Breakfast Burrito,

Stop being so god damned delicious. Every morning you tempt me with your bacony wiles, and I am sick to death of it. Contained within that freshly made tortilla there are about 8 million calories just dying to make themselves acquainted with my innards.

Why should you care, you ask? I'll tell you why, you unbelievably tasty little bastard; because the fatter I get, the more of you I'm going to eat. Pretty soon you and all your kind will be extinct, and who will be to blame? Who?

You will. You and your mouth watering contents. And don't think that salsa roja is getting a free ride either, he's just as much to blame for this as you are.

I swear to god you mexi-fried explosion of flavor, get off my jock or I will EAT YOU.

To DEATH.

Love,

A Concerned Samaritan
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