Dear dudes & dudettes who hang outside, perpetually working on your lame crotch rockets,
If you're going to play the same 3 songs over and over and over, can you at least let them finish and not just play 30 seconds of each?
On second thought, can you turn off that awful reggaeton shit? Anything will do, I would even settle for Kelly Clarkson.
the fourth floor dweller.
ps-I'm glad it's winter and you all have retreated to from whence you came.
pps-not quite sure if whence was correctly used
ppps-I don't care either.
Seen a man standin' over a dead dog lyin' by the highway in a ditch
He's lookin' down kinda puzzled pokin' that dog with a stick