Once upon a time there was a squirrel and a monket and one day the squrrel decided to go to the fair so they went and bought some ice cream from a lady with no teeth who gave them a weird smile and kinda freaked them out and they ran away but it was no good, she was too fast for them and then they thought,"hey why is the weird toothless woman chasing us OH MY GOD IT'S SPIDER PIG OVER THERE" so they rushed over to where a group of people were stanging around spider pig and joined in with them singing "spider-pig spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does..." and then they noticed that spider pig had a peg leg and so they grabbed the peg leg and used it to attack toothless lady who they just remembered was chasing them coz they could hear her discusting breathing from 15 metres away and they wondered why she had slowed down and saw that she had stopped to get a showbag from the hard-candy stand and they laughed because she couldn't eat the hard candy and she was getting angry and they could see the rage in her eyes as she approached and so they swungt the peg leg at her and she grabbed a deck of cards out of the showbag and threw it at them and she said "now you have to play 52-pickup MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" so they did and then they took some multi-vitamins THE END.
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