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kscherer
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Boyzeee
 
2016-03-12, 02:04

Isn't this where the fanboys demand a transformer/hybrid MacBook/iPad Pro?

How about this:

iPad Air 3 or iPad Pro w/9.7" display: Apple Pencil support, 4-speaker sound system, A9x, $499 in 32GB capacity.

Whine, cry, it doesn't run Mac OS X, have TB 3 and support 3 5k displays, 3 USB C ports and wash my dishes!

iPhone 6se: 4-inch display, A9 and M9, usual colors, Touch ID, etc.

Whine, cry, the screen is too big, er, I mean too small and it doesn't have 4 SD card slots for expansion, a removable battery that weighs 3 pounds, and I can't believe it doesn't come with built-in HDMI, USB, and Flappy Ass.

Apple Watch 2: S2 processor, new bands, a couple micrometers thinner, a couple grams lighter, a couple seconds better battery life.

Whine, cry, it doesn't have an extendable antenna, micro-pulse-oxygen/hydrogen meters, a built-in weather station and my porn isn't in 3-D.

Lé. Sigh.



I've gotten to the point where I hate these events. Not because Apple doesn't deliver, but because expectations have become unrealistic, out of touch, obtuse and selfish.

Of note, Apple will not release an 8-core, 3-pound MacBook Pro with 8 USB ports, 3 HDMI ports, 6-PCIe slots, 128GB RAM, Twin SLI-connected GPU's with 24GB VRAM, 8K Retina display, MagSafe-3 with teflon/titanium/carbon shielding, 3.5" floppy drive, 2 SCSI channels, an 8-track and auto-tuning AM radio.

It will probably be realistic and focused on iOS. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's NOT A %$@# MAC EVENT!!

And, yes, I'm drunk.

Kiss my ass!


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