Awesome. This changes everything!
But seriously, I don't have to be so careful now. I'll see the black boxes now. That's huge. Thank you for taking the time to poke around and do the grunt work. I just assumed it was some across-the-board, "that's just the way it is...deal with it" iOS issue and never really brought it up.
EDIT: Ha...drew and I both basically typed the exact same post/response.