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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2022-06-19, 05:25

**Is It Real Or Is It The Onion News**

New monkeypox advice is to have sex with your clothes on and masturbate six feet apart

…with a mask on my face and two on my crank, I assume?

I imagine people can’t wait to not follow these either!

With any luck we’ll be spared daily updates/briefings from Fauci discussing either aspect.

“Personally, I always strive for eight feet, and I prefer to also leave my shoes on. I will, however, loosen my tie…”.

**The sound of an entire room of reporters dry-heaving**
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