Because he’s a patriot!
“Sure, I’m looking to sell my nation’s secrets like the complete shithound I am. But, hey…not to just
anyone! What kind of person do you think I am?! I
do have standards!”
Uh, wait…one of those sliding-scale morons, I take it?
I like the caption of the courthouse drawing of the wife, only pointing out she has purple hair. As though that’s her most defining, important trait.
“Hitler had a mustache and enjoyed painting.”
“Mark David Chapman built an impressive collection of Beatle albums.”
“Mr. Gacy made amazing balloon animals during his clown act!”