Most likely NSFW, this woman's MySpace page. Some "singer" (rapper?) chick, with that good-time holiday classic "Smell Yo Dick".
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...dID=245 47468
I'm at a loss. Listen to the song (including the cool phone message part at the beginning). Pure class.
Seriously, this isn't safe for work by any stretch. And if you is the least bit easily offended by bad language, DO NOT click the above link and listen to the song.
The more curious and adventurous among you, knock yourselves out. Not being an avid follower of the hip-hop scene, I allow for the possibility that is some sort of gag or schtick, and not a serious, real song, and that I'm simply not in on the joke. But I've got a weird feeling it's 100% legit...
Anyway, back to my original statement...I'm laughing on the outside, but inside my heart is breaking a little bit more, for we are surely in the final days.
"Smell Yo Dick".
I truly - and foolishly, it seems - assumed I'd get through my entire life and never encounter a song with that title. What was I thinking?