For Tennessee:
• It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
• In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date
glad I don't live in that festering, backwards hell-hole of a so-called town 
• In Bristol it is illegal for a woman to stop in the street to adjust, straighten or pull up her stockings.
• In Memphis it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
As it should be [ducks from objects thrown by Carol, xionja, etc.]
• In Tennessee it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
well, seeing as how we're LAND-LOCKED...what, did someone try this and succeed? 