Jesus christ some people are messed up. I have this customer in my office, she's wasting my fucking time by going on and on about some stupid trip she made with her boyfriend to pick up a truck or some shit, while I'm ignoring her and shuffling papers trying to drop a hint on her dense head... and she drops 2 farts mid-sentence.
It was literally like this:
"Yeah, it was my first time out that way, and it was pretty cool out *thhhbbt* *poofthhbt* oops, there with the rain and everything. And it took them 2 weeks to fix the truck... blah, blah, blah"
She never missed a beat. No embarassed look, nothing. Just a quick "oops", an obvious clenching of sphincter muscle, and on with her story.
So yeah, that's what my great thread is about. A woman just farted in front of me. She's probably at a gas station bathroom wiping her ass right now.
The funny thing is, I just farted. I didn't know they were contagious like yawns.
Goddamned farts and yawns.
