I will tell you RIGHT NOW that the viral vector was Harry Potter, but the payload has been the renovation of Dr. Who.
That's right, all of the smarmy fucking "me too" American kids have latched onto Dr. Who and are risking life and limb by standing anywhere near me and saying shit like "custard and fish sticks".
FUCK that shit.
Moffat's version of Dr. Who is a catchphrase-ridden, quick-cut dipped ride through the worst sort of McGuffin-flavored tripe that's been on television in years and the little shits who are wearing fezzes and bowties need to be kicked directly in the nads until they toughen up and quit doing shit like this....
"THIS" happened a few weekends ago during a ghost tour.....
The overly-dramatic young girl leading the tour asked where we were all from, and when she got to one young man he mumbled something about "wibbly wobbly timey wimey" and I almost SLAPPED THE BACK OF HIS LITTLE FUCKING HEAD!!!!!
Little shit.
Moffat: are you listening to me?
THROW AWAY the fricking sonic screwdriver!
Pussy.
Learn to write without a crutch.
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