I have to say I felt a little bit like Crazy Chester when I read you'd done nothing over the last two months. Get on with it, you f-ing loonatic pirate. What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation from the Mayo Clinic or something? Get those little bastard cells OUT of you... OUT, OUT, OUT damn spots!
...and no, I will not stick anything up my pee-hole to commemorate your laser-ape surgery. Instead Hassan will stick whatever contraption he's using twice as far up his urethra, so the net effect is the same. Let me know how it goes Hassan, so I can report back to Drew.
