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Originally Posted by drewprops
<snip - that really isn't intended as a very bad joke, babe>
I'll be banking some sperm, but from the surgery thereafter I'll be having "dry orgasms".... nothing to "show" for the effort, or to "share" with the girl... which is going to be a really awkward to explain when I get back out into the dating world.
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I never thought of that. But trying to imagine it, and speaking personally, I'm inclined to think I might somewhat prefer it. It doesn't really add anything to the experience except a lot of mess and the interminably irritating wet spot. It's certainly not anywhere near the top of the list as far as what I want to be shown for the effort.
If you squirted out a couple of chocolate truffles, some nice crispy bacon or a serving of prawn laksa that could be retrieved, I'd probably feel differently. But you don't. You squirt out some gooey, sticky, salty pretty awful tasting stuff that, other than for making babies, is only useful as hair gel or a fairly weak glue.