Here's another angle
Drew...
"So that you can relax and enjoy yourself completely, I have taken full responsibility for birth control. This way, you never have to worry about an
unplanned occurrence in the baby department! You will never have to take pills, get shots, wear patches, or install gear... I have taken it upon myself, and have it all covered! Oh... and should we ever
decide to
have a family... Well, that won't be a problem either!!"
