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zsummers
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: New York?
 
2009-05-05, 02:36

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Originally Posted by Freewell View Post
Here's another angle Drew...

"So that you can relax and enjoy yourself completely, I have taken full responsibility for birth control. This way, you never have to worry about an unplanned occurrence in the baby department! You will never have to take pills, get shots, wear patches, or install gear... I have taken it upon myself, and have it all covered! Oh... and should we ever decide to have a family... Well, that won't be a problem either!!"
Either that, or you can just say, "Hey, do you like magic? You'll never believe what I can make disappear."
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