Oh,
Dorian, have you ever seen the French film called "Horseman on the Roof", with Juliette Binoche?
I thought the scene in front of the fireplace was pretty... uh... 'amazing'.
Or the old Depardieu film called
Maitresse that I checked out from my public library recently.
I canNOT believe that I found that on a public library shelf in the US of A!