So it's after midnight on the east coast so I'd like to wish all my fellow Americans a happy Independence Day! (Everybody else just gets a normal day in July, but I hope it's happy for y'all too.
) It's hard to believe that America now has as many years under its belt as the original iMac had megahertz.
Two and a third centuries, wow! In civilization years, we're almost a toddler
So, like, do something American, like play baseball or invade a country or something. But most importantly, be careful with the fireworks! Every year some dummies hurt themselves with fireworks and that makes me a sad panda. So remember, safety first!
Happy 4th, everyone.