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Originally Posted by kbk
Different Types of Poo
Ghost Poo- You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper but none in the toilet.
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That's not a poo it's a wet fart. I'll believe in ghost poo when I see one with my own eyes.
The person who checks my poos (aka 'My Dear Little Poo Man', 'The Poo Guy', 'The Faecal Factotum') reports that my poo doesn't smell because it comes in special sachets tied up with pink satin bows. Personal Poo Inspectors might not come cheap but the peace of mind from knowing your poo data is in expert hands, is worth every cent.
(This is what happens when we forget to have regular bodily functions threads. One of the mods should be appointed to monitor the situation so the pressure doesn't reach such critical levels in future. We're soooooooo lucky he let it go when he did. I reckon if he tried to hold it in one more day we'd be up to our eyeballs in photoblog.)
Maybe that should be "photobog"......or "photobogblog" perhaps?